If money wasn’t the issue.

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http://youtu.be/siu6JYqOZ0g

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  1. Here is my son’s response to the Youtube clip

    This same thing is in the movie “Office Space”; the protagonist is unhappy in his job, and tells his co-workers about it. One of his co-workers talks about a teacher he had who asked his students, “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”, and then whatever you said, that’s what you should do. So the protagonist asks a bunch of different people this question and gets ridiculous answers (“I’d invest it! I have this cousin…”), and then finally he has this exchange with his neighbor:

    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
    Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
    Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Well, yeah.
    Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
    Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
    Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.
    Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do shit.

    And so the protagonist (Peter Gibbons) decides that he should just quit his job and do nothing.

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